how the fuck are some people so attractive how does dna do that why doesn’t mine do that how do i make it do that what’s the html code where’s the youtube tutorial
(Source: odianne)
i was just reminded that a few years ago the government chased this balloon for hours because they thought a boy was in it
the nation was on the edges of their seats
there was no boy in that balloon
This is Charles, Charles is a victim of child abuse. His parents force him to live in a small area under the staircase with only a small bed and a light. Charles parents are alcoholics and come home late in the night and often times will beat him, he has two broken feet as you can see in this picture, he bandaged them himself but being only 7 years old he can’t do much. Reblog if you have a heart. Charles needs all the hope he can get.
niqqa thats harry potter
omfg
omg
charles? omfg
FdAs.snj.fksr,fbuk,rev Fhlfhku,zrsfhuk,zshfuk,drxhuklThe pads of Chrome’s fingers brushed against Explorer’s making him/her shudder with anticipation.
It had been so long since anyone had touched him/her so intimately. Explorer had been alone for far too long—he/she could barely remember the days before Mozilla and Safari. The days before his/her exile.
But there was something about Chrome, whose gentle touch refreshed Explorer’s very being.
“I am going to fuck the Bing out of you,” whispered Chrome, as he/she inserted the Google add on.
OMG I CAN’T
omg
internet browser fanfiction; only on tumblr
made me snigger like i’ve never sniggered before.
tumblr i am very concerned right now
OH MY GoD
CACKLING.
JESUS CHRIST THIS. I CAN’T.
OH MY GOD.
This is what happens when you spend too much time on Tumblr they said.
You’ll be writing internet browser fanfiction they said.
LOL FUCK OFF IT’S FUCKING HILARIOUS I SAID.
OH HOLY GOD INTERNET BROWSER FANFICTION. WHAT HAVE WE BECOME???!
how awkward are you on a scale from one to miranda cosgrove riding a candycane
So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
- Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
- Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.
i’m sorry but listening to Trace get attacked by wasps is grand
makes my heart smile
